Thursday, April 14, 2011

The Great Burger vs. Sandwich Debate of 2011


After a full-blown argument with my co-workers over whether a burger is actually considered a sandwich, I decided that our conundrum equates to a simple geometry lesson. Let's talk parallelograms. A square is a rectangle but a rectangle isn't a square. We learned this in grade school, right? So then, why didn't our teachers also educate our peers on the sandwich dilemmas of our generation? I'll step in to clarify. A burger is a sandwich but a sandwich isn't a burger. Mind-blown. Lesson over. A burger IS a sandwich. Now we can all be friends again.

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